$1.00?

     A lesson I learned is to not give your little brother $1.00 because it only leads to trouble....1st ask him what he is going to do with it 1st. My brother ended up being a whoopy thingy-ma-bobber and a cheap hermonika:( all you listen to are toots and noise...per harmony:/. Then he bought some candy, let's cut to the chase "when are aliens going to attack us? Why are bananas so yellow?!" You see? HIPER...OFF THE WALLS! You could hardly understand what he was even saying he was talking soooo fast! Ahhh.... Aren't brothers just dandy?! Then later that day we went out to eat at a fancy place for dinner and he yelled this," My sister just tooted!!!" My face was pale. Everyone started whispering and glanceing at me. I ran to the lady's restroom and came out with "potty paper" on my shoe, OMG I was sooooooooooooooo embarrassed I never came out of my room for the rest of the day."$1.00?"................" " NOPE, NOT IF YOU GAVE ME A MILLION BUCKS."